This Book is Full of Spiders (John Dies at the End #2) by David Wong

WARNING: YOU MIGHT HAVE A HUGE, INVISIBLE SPIDER LIVING IN YOUR SKULL. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR.

From the writer of the cult sensation John Dies at the End comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes.

You will dismiss this as ridiculous fearmongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fearmongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection--the creature secretes a chemical into the brain to stimulate scepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the "cure" involves learning what a chain saw tastes like.

You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You can't see it, because it decides what you see. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. So what happens when your family, friends, and neighbours get mind-controlling skull spiders? We're all about to find out.

Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it.

Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking.

Genres: Horror -  Humour - Fantasy - Science Fiction - Zombies - Urban Fantasy - Supernatural
Condition: Very good
Published: First edition: October 2012. Titan Books
Pages: 494
ISBN: 9781781164556
Weight: 350g